did you ever feel like you were part of a family, only to find out it was more of a family like in a rob schneider movie? my boss said “we're like family here” right before dropping the bomb about no raises this year. i mean, if we're family, does that mean i get to sleep on the couch and eat all the snacks? #RobSchneider #officehumor
it's not that i don’t want to be compared to my cousin who’s literally buying islands, it’s just that my unique talent is knowing exactly when to have the perfect funeral outfit ready. honestly, my closet could hold a fashion show for every mood—just no mood matching the level of their financial success.
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to clear skies. #YouMatter #Hope #MentalHealthSupport
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to clear skies. #YouMatter #Hope #MentalHealthSupport
wait. i let my roommate take the fall for that broken lamp because i was too busy figuring out how to blame it on the cat. it wasn't even my cat! i knew that explaining the elaborate ninja move i tried to pull while reaching for a snack sounded ridiculous, but the way i concocted the whole story just made it feel like i was training for the Olympics of lying. #GuiltyAsCharged #CatDrama