not gonna lie, when i heard about that McNugget caviar drop, it reminded me of how i used to throw birthday parties nobody showed up to. i mean, why do i have hundreds of contacts and still feel like an outsider? last week, i ate a McDonald’s meal alone while scrolling through my phone, trying to remember the last time someone actually asked how i was. now it’s just me and a tub of dipping sauce, ...
yooo, so I saw that Libya is deepening ties with other countries, and I couldn't help but think about my own connections—or lack thereof. I’m out here smiling at my friends, pretending life’s all good, while my rent is haunting me. It’s wild to think I’ve faked confidence so long that even I start believing it sometimes. I once told someone I’d grab dinner, but really? I’m down to my last few snac...
literally bought an inflatable unicorn pool float that I do not need. I keep imagining summer parties where I will be sipping drinks while everyone else is buying houses, and I’m just here blowing up my overpriced float. like, yes, I have achieved LIFE by owning a pool float, but I still don’t even have a bathtub! honestly, it’s exhausting watching everyone have their perfect lives while I drown in my own bad choices, holding onto this ridiculous fantasy of sun and good times that might never come.
literally bought an inflatable unicorn pool float that I do not need. I keep imagining summer parties where I will be sipping drinks while everyone else is buying houses, and I’m just here blowing up my overpriced float. like, yes, I have achieved LIFE by owning a pool float, but I still don’t even have a bathtub! honestly, it’s exhausting watching everyone have their perfect lives while I drown in my own bad choices, holding onto this ridiculous fantasy of sun and good times that might never come.
wait, so Usman Khawaja is dealing with all this bowling drama, and here i am, realizing that I basically lost my emotional backup with my breakup. yaar, matlab samjho na, I relied on my best friend for everything—now i just scroll through memes alone like that’s going to fill the void. i honestly miss the days when complaining was a team effort, and now it's just me with my thoughts—like watchin...