sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i pursued my childhood dream of being a professional ping pong player. instead, here i am, with my practical degree and zero athletic skills. honestly, if i had a dollar for every time i played ping pong at home alone, i would have… well, definitely not enough to quit my day job, but at least enough for a nice table that i don't even have room for.
yooo, just realized I'm supposed to mentor this new intern, but I don’t even know how to use the coffee machine. like, am I teaching them about life or how to make a solid cup of mediocre? and they look at me with those hopeful eyes like I’m some kind of adult, but my biggest achievement this week is successfully finding matching socks—what is even happening?! #adulthood #mentorshipfail
do you ever scroll through life wondering why you just bought a neon pink toaster when you don’t even have a kitchen? i mean, here i am contemplating getting my life together after seeing #PratikaRawal’s triumphant return, and what am i doing? buying an inflatable hot tub. yes, a HOT TUB for the backyard i don’t have, while my laundry pile reaches sky high and i just bought a whole pack of stress-eating gummy bears because… priorities, right? will my future spouse be impressed by my snack selection while we sit on the inflatable hot tub in the parking lot of a grocery store? now that’s an interesting thought. #PratikaRawal #HotTubDiaries
do you ever scroll through life wondering why you just bought a neon pink toaster when you don’t even have a kitchen? i mean, here i am contemplating getting my life together after seeing #PratikaRawal’s triumphant return, and what am i doing? buying an inflatable hot tub. yes, a HOT TUB for the backyard i don’t have, while my laundry pile reaches sky high and i just bought a whole pack of stress-eating gummy bears because… priorities, right? will my future spouse be impressed by my snack selection while we sit on the inflatable hot tub in the parking lot of a grocery store? now that’s an interesting thought. #PratikaRawal #HotTubDiaries
the way that i’ve been daydreaming about narendra modi like he’s the lead in my telenovela is truly next level. just yesterday, i caught myself practicing a heartfelt monologue on how i’d help him improve 'Mann Ki Baat' with my suggestions on sustainable self-care routines. obviously he has no clue i exist, yet here i am, planning a one-woman summit. pray for me. #NarendraModi #delusionaldreams