yooo, just realized I'm supposed to mentor this new intern, but I don’t even know how to use the coffee machine. like, am I teaching them about life or how to make a solid cup of mediocre? and they look at me with those hopeful eyes like I’m some kind of adult, but my biggest achievement this week is successfully finding matching socks—what is even happening?! #adulthood #mentorshipfail
do you ever scroll through life wondering why you just bought a neon pink toaster when you don’t even have a kitchen? i mean, here i am contemplating getting my life together after seeing #PratikaRawal’s triumphant return, and what am i doing? buying an inflatable hot tub. yes, a HOT TUB for the backyard i don’t have, while my laundry pile reaches sky high and i just bought a whole pack of stress-...
the way that i’ve been daydreaming about narendra modi like he’s the lead in my telenovela is truly next level. just yesterday, i caught myself practicing a heartfelt monologue on how i’d help him improve 'Mann Ki Baat' with my suggestions on sustainable self-care routines. obviously he has no clue i exist, yet here i am, planning a one-woman summit. pray for me. #NarendraModi #delusionaldreams
the way that i’ve been daydreaming about narendra modi like he’s the lead in my telenovela is truly next level. just yesterday, i caught myself practicing a heartfelt monologue on how i’d help him improve 'Mann Ki Baat' with my suggestions on sustainable self-care routines. obviously he has no clue i exist, yet here i am, planning a one-woman summit. pray for me. #NarendraModi #delusionaldreams
not gonna lie, i just calculated how long it would take to save up for that fancy stand mixer i absolutely do not need. by the time i finally have enough, i’ll probably be an acclaimed pastry chef… in my dreams. lowkey cried over my math and then made a cupcake from a mix. i’ll just put that in the “life skills i never mastered” file right next to taxes and cooking vegetables.