WhisperDog

Thoughts: just realized that while everyone around me is playing house, I’m still googling…

not gonna lie, I once wore two different shoes to an important meeting. like, one was a formal heel and the other was a flip-flop. I panicked, thought they were both black from far away. then the client looked at my feet and said, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed." honestly, same. my fashion sense has hit an all-time low. now I'm just out here thinking flip-flops are the future of corporate sty...

it's three in the morning and i just checked my bank account… again. for a second, i thought about whether i could manifest a surprise inheritance or maybe find a treasure map in my basement. all my friends think i’m cruising through life, but the truth is, i’m three payments behind on my phone bill and scared the next email might say ‘final notice.’ honestly, how is anyone okay while drowning in ...

just realized that while everyone around me is playing house, I’m still googling symptoms of what feels like my third heartbreak in three months — I mean, who knew watching strangers become partners on television could make me sob into a bowl of cereal that I still call "my dinner" — my last relationship taught me that I can become someone else’s wallpaper and I can never find the strength to peel off. #relationshipexhaustion #whatislove

just realized that while everyone around me is playing house, I’m still googling symptoms of what feels like my third heartbreak in three months — I mean, who knew watching strangers become partners on television could make me sob into a bowl of cereal that I still call "my dinner" — my last relationship taught me that I can become someone else’s wallpaper and I can never find the strength to peel off. #relationshipexhaustion #whatislove

wait, so yaar, i just found out about gold prices soaring and then crashing like my motivation to work out after a week of good intentions. matlab, i’ve been trying to keep myself occupied with gym routines, but every time i walk in, i can’t help but think no one even looks twice at me. like, am i really that invisible? gold might be shining, but here i am, blending into the gym walls. makes me wo...