it’s 3am and I can’t stop thinking about how I should’ve told the vending machine it was a smart choice to reject my five-dollar bill, since I’m clearly broke enough without being rejected by a snack.
wait, i just found out my friends think im that weird person who talks to plants like they’re my children. like, last week we were all hanging out and i casually mentioned how i named my pothos "phil" after phil collins. now they keep sending me videos of jay huff playing. are they trying to say i need to grow up or just push me into some therapy group for plant parents? i thought we were all embr...
just finished watching all the highlights for the upcoming nxt matches, specifically that izzi dame versus tatum paxley thing. instead of studying for my real life drama, i sat there googling old matches and practicing commentary in front of my mirror. after 47 drafts of the perfect hype text to send to my friends about the show, i just sent them an ‘ok’ because even typing made me question my entire existence. how am i planning an escape from my sad desk job when all i do is idolize women grappling in spandex? #TatumPaxley #seriouslywhatislife
just finished watching all the highlights for the upcoming nxt matches, specifically that izzi dame versus tatum paxley thing. instead of studying for my real life drama, i sat there googling old matches and practicing commentary in front of my mirror. after 47 drafts of the perfect hype text to send to my friends about the show, i just sent them an ‘ok’ because even typing made me question my entire existence. how am i planning an escape from my sad desk job when all i do is idolize women grappling in spandex? #TatumPaxley #seriouslywhatislife
bruh, just found myself googling funeral arrangements for a dramatic exit after triple texting a stranger about my sock collection. guess I was ready to ghost myself instead.