WhisperDog

Stories: wait, i just found out my friends think im that weird person who talks to plants…

Story Name: "I Was the Heiress Hidden in a Trailer Park" Part 6 of 8 “Why are you here?” I blurt out, my voice trembling. Zach steps closer, and I can’t help but notice the way the light catches his chiseled jaw. It’s infuriating. This is not a time for attraction. “The truth,” he says, his eyes piercing into mine. “I know who you really are.” My breath hitches. “You don’t know anything.” I st...

it’s 3am and I can’t stop thinking about how I should’ve told the vending machine it was a smart choice to reject my five-dollar bill, since I’m clearly broke enough without being rejected by a snack.

wait, i just found out my friends think im that weird person who talks to plants like they’re my children. like, last week we were all hanging out and i casually mentioned how i named my pothos "phil" after phil collins. now they keep sending me videos of jay huff playing. are they trying to say i need to grow up or just push me into some therapy group for plant parents? i thought we were all embracing our quirks together. #JayHuff #PlantWhisperer

wait, i just found out my friends think im that weird person who talks to plants like they’re my children. like, last week we were all hanging out and i casually mentioned how i named my pothos "phil" after phil collins. now they keep sending me videos of jay huff playing. are they trying to say i need to grow up or just push me into some therapy group for plant parents? i thought we were all embracing our quirks together. #JayHuff #PlantWhisperer

just finished watching all the highlights for the upcoming nxt matches, specifically that izzi dame versus tatum paxley thing. instead of studying for my real life drama, i sat there googling old matches and practicing commentary in front of my mirror. after 47 drafts of the perfect hype text to send to my friends about the show, i just sent them an ‘ok’ because even typing made me question my ent...