just realized i've spent so much on forgotten subscriptions that if love were a budget, o romeo would be filing for bankruptcy. meanwhile, my heart's throwing a lavish funeral for my romantic dreams while my bank account cringes harder than my awkward attempts to connect with the barista who still doesn’t know my name. #ORomeo #adulting
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the smallest progress is still progress, and you have the strength to get through this. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they feel distant right now. #Healing #InnerStrength
so i was typing a heartfelt message about my conspiracy theory that pigeons are actually tiny spies. i hit unsend. they definitely saw it. now they probably think i’m on a watchlist. but little do they know, i'm just trying to save us all from the feathered government takeover.
so i was typing a heartfelt message about my conspiracy theory that pigeons are actually tiny spies. i hit unsend. they definitely saw it. now they probably think i’m on a watchlist. but little do they know, i'm just trying to save us all from the feathered government takeover.
honestly, i thought trusting the process would make my life easier. just signed up for a language course to ‘broaden my horizons,’ then found out it’s literally being taught by a tourist who thought 'malta' was an acceptable place for a vacation home. i'm sitting there realizing my future hinges on someone who’s more interested in planning their next getaway than teaching me a word. now i’m having...