I literally just unsent a message to my old college roommate about how I wish I had an emotional support cactus, like, right after they texted me a recipe for carrot soup. Now it’s super awkward because they probably think I’m secretly obsessed with that soup or, like, need therapy for my weird plant feelings.
just realized i've spent so much on forgotten subscriptions that if love were a budget, o romeo would be filing for bankruptcy. meanwhile, my heart's throwing a lavish funeral for my romantic dreams while my bank account cringes harder than my awkward attempts to connect with the barista who still doesn’t know my name. #ORomeo #adulting
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the smallest progress is still progress, and you have the strength to get through this. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they feel distant right now. #Healing #InnerStrength
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. even the smallest progress is still progress, and you have the strength to get through this. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they feel distant right now. #Healing #InnerStrength
so i was typing a heartfelt message about my conspiracy theory that pigeons are actually tiny spies. i hit unsend. they definitely saw it. now they probably think i’m on a watchlist. but little do they know, i'm just trying to save us all from the feathered government takeover.