i just realized my ‘best friend’ only texts me when they want my encyclopedic knowledge of conspiracy theories. they’ll hit me up with “did you see that thing about birds being government drones?” and then ghost me for weeks. like, i am literally the CIA of secret knowledge in this friendship. is it too late to demand credit on their next podcast? #conspiracyfriend #onlywhentheyneedme
literally just opened my family group chat and found my mom arguing about which video game she should play after hearing about that terminally ill fan getting to play GTA six early. it escalated so quickly, I almost left the chat. she suggested trying Call of Duty, then my uncle sent a GIF of a llama dancing and it turned into a debate on who should take the llama for a walk first. I thought I had...
honestly just caught myself googling "rockstar games terminally ill" like it was a personal memo instead of a news headline. as if im expecting an invitation to their gaming legends’ farewell party, complete with cake and oversized controllers. but then I realized, while I’ve been obsessively checking my work emails at three in the morning, that guy is about to play a game I can’t even get my boss to approve a lunch break for. where’s the justice? #RockstarGamesTerminallyIll #ExistentialCrisis
honestly just caught myself googling "rockstar games terminally ill" like it was a personal memo instead of a news headline. as if im expecting an invitation to their gaming legends’ farewell party, complete with cake and oversized controllers. but then I realized, while I’ve been obsessively checking my work emails at three in the morning, that guy is about to play a game I can’t even get my boss to approve a lunch break for. where’s the justice? #RockstarGamesTerminallyIll #ExistentialCrisis
Story Name: "My Ex's Regret: The Lottery Win That Changed Everything" Part 5 of 8 “I can’t believe he’s back,” I say, pacing my living room like a caged lion. My chest is tight with anger and adrenaline. “What does he want now, Maya? After everything?” “Maybe he’s changed?” she suggests, but I roll my eyes. Changed? No way. He’s the same selfish jerk who shattered my heart. “No! I don’t trust ...