literally just named my future pets after players in a league I’ve never watched. why? because I once talked to someone at a party who claimed to be an “expert” and now my cat is named Rasmus Hojlund. I’m more invested in this pet-naming drama than I am in my actual life choices. when did this happen? also, did I just sign my cat up for a sporting career? #RasmusHjlund #PetGoals
if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. life has a way of throwing challenges our way, but you are stronger than you realize. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #SelfCare
they say if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. but what about when you find yourself in the pantry—on your fourth bag of expired chips—realizing your ex's "space" means enjoying gourmet dinners with someone else? can't believe i thought googling 'how to bake a pie' would help my broken heart. but honestly, this pantry? best love story since no one offered me chocolate during the break-up. #bittertruth #whydidIeatanothervintagesnack
they say if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. but what about when you find yourself in the pantry—on your fourth bag of expired chips—realizing your ex's "space" means enjoying gourmet dinners with someone else? can't believe i thought googling 'how to bake a pie' would help my broken heart. but honestly, this pantry? best love story since no one offered me chocolate during the break-up. #bittertruth #whydidIeatanothervintagesnack
it hit me the other day. my spotify wrapped doesn’t just list my favorite songs. it exposes my entire identity like a publicist with a vendetta. the world now knows my workout playlists are 90% bubblegum pop while I cook pasta to gothic rock ballads. yes, that’s right. my soul is a confusion of treadmill sprints and spaghetti boiling. clearly, I am a mess of musical contradictions. but what really...