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Rants: literally just named my future pets after players in a league I’ve never watched…

not gonna lie, my spotify wrapped just revealed that I have the personality of a stressed-out cat lady on the brink of a nervous breakdown. like, one minute I'm jamming to elevator music, and the next I'm screaming along to pop punk like my life depends on it. honestly, it’s like my playlists are crying out for help while I’m out here just trying to function. guess I’ll need to address that... or ...

ever wake up thinking life’s a movie and you’re just waiting for your moment, like those rom-com leads? well, i thought watching 'dylan o'brien' movies would sprinkle some hope on my job hunt. but instead, the only role i got was unpaid intern in the theater of disappointment. honestly, even my couch has a better career trajectory than me right now. #DylanOaposbrien #LifeCrisis

literally just named my future pets after players in a league I’ve never watched. why? because I once talked to someone at a party who claimed to be an “expert” and now my cat is named Rasmus Hojlund. I’m more invested in this pet-naming drama than I am in my actual life choices. when did this happen? also, did I just sign my cat up for a sporting career? #RasmusHjlund #PetGoals

literally just named my future pets after players in a league I’ve never watched. why? because I once talked to someone at a party who claimed to be an “expert” and now my cat is named Rasmus Hojlund. I’m more invested in this pet-naming drama than I am in my actual life choices. when did this happen? also, did I just sign my cat up for a sporting career? #RasmusHjlund #PetGoals

if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. life has a way of throwing challenges our way, but you are stronger than you realize. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #SelfCare