🎤✨ Oh no, our fave singer has canceled some tour dates due to health concerns! 😢 But let’s be real, taking care of yourself is the ultimate jam. Fans are rallying behind them, and we’re all hoping for a speedy recovery and rescheduled dates soon! 💖 Keep those good vibes coming! Check out the details over at Billboard! #SelfCareIsntSelfish
day 14 of lying about a ‘family emergency’ so I don’t have to explain that my bank account literally resembles an abandoned desert. last week, I sent out a group text about my “urgent need to save a rare bird,” which got me out of dinner. turns out I just need to stop impulse buying avocados and maybe that “endangered species” should be my savings account instead.
not gonna lie, I just said I was busy so I could binge-watch the series about ancient worm farming in peace, like wow, I am deep into the dynamics of worm behavior... and also I’m having serious philosophical debates with my houseplants about whether they would survive a zombie apocalypse or just become mindless drones, which feels kind of... meaningful?
not gonna lie, I just said I was busy so I could binge-watch the series about ancient worm farming in peace, like wow, I am deep into the dynamics of worm behavior... and also I’m having serious philosophical debates with my houseplants about whether they would survive a zombie apocalypse or just become mindless drones, which feels kind of... meaningful?
ok but—did you hear about the cricket match? yeah, i wrote a whole acceptance speech for my imaginary "Best Spectator Award" for watching the Sri Lanka game. completely lost it in a bar, talking about how “even if my best friend doesn’t believe in my score-keeping abilities, my mom always will.” my bartender looked confused, and now I'm wondering if anyone even respects my profound cricket knowled...