it's not that i'm overreacting, it’s just that my coworker sent the most embarrassing message to the entire team about my awkward rant on "رامز جلال" and his crazy monkey sidekick. now everyone thinks i'm a fan of prank shows. but really, i just watched that one clip and couldn’t help imagining how i would totally flop as a contestant, crying while trying to explain to a chimpanzee that my biggest...
it's not that i miss them, yaar. it's just that every time i hear their wedding story, it stings like i just choked on a dry samosa. matlab, who even is this person that’s taken my best friend away? i am stuck with my endless loans while they flaunt their new life like they just signed an exclusive deal with happiness. i laugh along with everyone, but honestly, my heart feels like it's on a perman...
yooo, saw a wedding video of my classmate and honestly, bruh, fifty lakhs on that shaadi? i barely scraped together a couple of thousands for a rainy day. ghar wale toh sirf kehte hain, "kya hoga tera?" while they don’t even know i feel stuck. every time they ask about my plans, i just nod, pretending i have it all figured out. #CryptocurrencyTrading #RealityCheck
yooo, saw a wedding video of my classmate and honestly, bruh, fifty lakhs on that shaadi? i barely scraped together a couple of thousands for a rainy day. ghar wale toh sirf kehte hain, "kya hoga tera?" while they don’t even know i feel stuck. every time they ask about my plans, i just nod, pretending i have it all figured out. #CryptocurrencyTrading #RealityCheck
literally, I still remember the day I decided to become a burrito wrapper at that trendy taco place instead of a serious adult with a real job. and now, here I am, surrounded by a sea of faces who can quote my favorite tacos but can't name a single dream I had last week. I keep going back to the same people who told me to leave, thinking maybe, just maybe, they'll suddenly understand my odd obsess...