literally, every time I walk by the empty corner of my room where my guitar used to sit, I just giggle awkwardly. I thought picking up that thing would unlock my rock star destiny, but really, I just ended up googling how to replace broken strings instead of writing songs. now I make playlists called "The Road Not Taken" but honestly, they are just my sad shower singing. guess what? the irony is r...
literally, I just realized my whole life feels like that moment in a movie where the characters discover the big twist, and everyone's family gatherings have been low-key interrogations about my "life choices." while my cousins climb corporate ladders, I'm still deciding if this Netflix rewatch of ‘Independence Day’ counts as doing something with my life. honestly, I think I might start telling ev...
it's not that i'm overreacting, it’s just that my coworker sent the most embarrassing message to the entire team about my awkward rant on "رامز جلال" and his crazy monkey sidekick. now everyone thinks i'm a fan of prank shows. but really, i just watched that one clip and couldn’t help imagining how i would totally flop as a contestant, crying while trying to explain to a chimpanzee that my biggest fear is unironically bad hair days. what a way to boost team morale, huh? #lifecringes #رامزجلال
it's not that i'm overreacting, it’s just that my coworker sent the most embarrassing message to the entire team about my awkward rant on "رامز جلال" and his crazy monkey sidekick. now everyone thinks i'm a fan of prank shows. but really, i just watched that one clip and couldn’t help imagining how i would totally flop as a contestant, crying while trying to explain to a chimpanzee that my biggest fear is unironically bad hair days. what a way to boost team morale, huh? #lifecringes #رامزجلال
it's not that i miss them, yaar. it's just that every time i hear their wedding story, it stings like i just choked on a dry samosa. matlab, who even is this person that’s taken my best friend away? i am stuck with my endless loans while they flaunt their new life like they just signed an exclusive deal with happiness. i laugh along with everyone, but honestly, my heart feels like it's on a perman...