just realized my friends are probably laughing about their plans to see the vanderbilt basketball game in that chat without me. meanwhile, i'm here organizing my sock drawer by color, planning my comeback to a party no one invited me to. can't believe i care more about the future of their social lives than they do about my aesthetic sock choices. #VanderbiltBasketball #FriendshipFails
i just saw the news about VJ Parvathy and her dramatic moment on Bigg Boss. reminded me of how i once decided to start a podcast about my life’s failures—was deep into recording an episode on how nobody understands my obsession with journaling my favorite grocery items. then i accidentally deleted it all right before saying the best part. guess i can relate to Sandra—being dramatic only to end up ...
bruh, I just caught my coworker taking credit for the office succulent arrangement I literally spent three hours perfecting. I even gave them names. Their excuses were wilted, and not the plants. honestly, I should start claiming their leftovers.
bruh, I just caught my coworker taking credit for the office succulent arrangement I literally spent three hours perfecting. I even gave them names. Their excuses were wilted, and not the plants. honestly, I should start claiming their leftovers.
yooo, saw something about ku basketball trending and it hit different—because while everyone's hyped for the game, I just found my ex was texting their childhood crush like it's some love story montage—so I decided to text them first for closure... and they didn't respond. now I’m just sitting here wondering if I should spend my day crying or channel my anger into perfecting my free throw—how am I...