it’s not that my side hustle is paying for my main job’s expenses... it’s just that i never expected to profit from my midnight hobby of hand-drawing cartoon avocados. i mean—who thought a scribble of a sad guacamole could sell? but here i am, sitting in my office at 9am, wearing an avocado hat to 'promote my brand' while trying to look professional. so yes, technically, the business of silly frui...
just realized my friends are probably laughing about their plans to see the vanderbilt basketball game in that chat without me. meanwhile, i'm here organizing my sock drawer by color, planning my comeback to a party no one invited me to. can't believe i care more about the future of their social lives than they do about my aesthetic sock choices. #VanderbiltBasketball #FriendshipFails
i just saw the news about VJ Parvathy and her dramatic moment on Bigg Boss. reminded me of how i once decided to start a podcast about my life’s failures—was deep into recording an episode on how nobody understands my obsession with journaling my favorite grocery items. then i accidentally deleted it all right before saying the best part. guess i can relate to Sandra—being dramatic only to end up completely dismissed by the universe. why do i put myself through this—then again, VJ Parvathy just left Sandra speechless. should i call my therapist? #VjParvathy #drama
i just saw the news about VJ Parvathy and her dramatic moment on Bigg Boss. reminded me of how i once decided to start a podcast about my life’s failures—was deep into recording an episode on how nobody understands my obsession with journaling my favorite grocery items. then i accidentally deleted it all right before saying the best part. guess i can relate to Sandra—being dramatic only to end up completely dismissed by the universe. why do i put myself through this—then again, VJ Parvathy just left Sandra speechless. should i call my therapist? #VjParvathy #drama
bruh, I just caught my coworker taking credit for the office succulent arrangement I literally spent three hours perfecting. I even gave them names. Their excuses were wilted, and not the plants. honestly, I should start claiming their leftovers.