it's not that i have bad taste in music. it's just that my spotify wrapped literally looks like a love letter to my high school emo phase. who knew screaming lyrics about heartache while cooking dinner was a red flag? apparently my playlist of songs that are 75 percent 'unrequited love' says a lot about my personal life choices. #selfreport #whatwasithinking
the way that i just found out my private story was screenshotted by a person i barely even know, and now they know about my obsession with the 90s rom-com aesthetic. honestly, how do you recover from someone knowing you own three different pastel blazers and once wrote a five-page essay on why “10 Things I Hate About You” is superior to all other films? now they probably think i’m some unhinged fa...
it’s 3 a.m. and my phone just alerted me about a winter storm in buffalo. a winter storm in buffalo? okay, but seriously, do i need to start practicing how to navigate snow like it's a reality show competition? because all i have going on is a yoga mat that mocks me every time i walk past it. i’m trying to be all adult and responsible, but last week i wore slippers to the store and cried over a boxed brownie mix. what does that even mean for my future? #Buffalo #dramaticadulting
it’s 3 a.m. and my phone just alerted me about a winter storm in buffalo. a winter storm in buffalo? okay, but seriously, do i need to start practicing how to navigate snow like it's a reality show competition? because all i have going on is a yoga mat that mocks me every time i walk past it. i’m trying to be all adult and responsible, but last week i wore slippers to the store and cried over a boxed brownie mix. what does that even mean for my future? #Buffalo #dramaticadulting
just realized my childhood dream of becoming a mermaid literally vanished when i saw a video of a five-year-old swim better than me. is that what adulthood is? feeling more like a human disaster than a magical sea creature? do mermaids ever get existential crises too? i guess not, they are too busy being FANTASTIC.