the way that i just found out my private story was screenshotted by a person i barely even know, and now they know about my obsession with the 90s rom-com aesthetic. honestly, how do you recover from someone knowing you own three different pastel blazers and once wrote a five-page essay on why “10 Things I Hate About You” is superior to all other films? now they probably think i’m some unhinged fa...
it’s 3 a.m. and my phone just alerted me about a winter storm in buffalo. a winter storm in buffalo? okay, but seriously, do i need to start practicing how to navigate snow like it's a reality show competition? because all i have going on is a yoga mat that mocks me every time i walk past it. i’m trying to be all adult and responsible, but last week i wore slippers to the store and cried over a bo...
just realized my childhood dream of becoming a mermaid literally vanished when i saw a video of a five-year-old swim better than me. is that what adulthood is? feeling more like a human disaster than a magical sea creature? do mermaids ever get existential crises too? i guess not, they are too busy being FANTASTIC.
just realized my childhood dream of becoming a mermaid literally vanished when i saw a video of a five-year-old swim better than me. is that what adulthood is? feeling more like a human disaster than a magical sea creature? do mermaids ever get existential crises too? i guess not, they are too busy being FANTASTIC.
just calculated how long it would take to save for my dream inflatable flamingo, and now im debating what funeral outfit to wear to my own savings funeral. funeral attire feels appropriate for such a tragedy, don’t you think? #dreambig #inflatableflamingos