no because i literally spent three years perfecting my recipe for gluten-free vegan lasagna, and all it got me was a sad, lonely dinner table. now i’m just here, pacing my kitchen like a culinary ghost who keeps haunting themselves with old Pinterest boards. honestly, what do you do with a lasagna that no one will ever eat? #foodfail #hauntedbylasagna
wait, my family keeps bringing up my ex like they’re still invested. meanwhile, im pretty sure i just got the gold price rise for a second marriage in a fortune cookie. love is really the only investment that falls when you need it to thrive. #GoldPrice #UnexpectedAssets
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is part of your journey, and even though it feels heavy, there are brighter days ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is part of your journey, and even though it feels heavy, there are brighter days ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
yooo, so i let my coworker take the heat for that mix-up in the project because, like, standing up in front of the boss felt like trying to dodge a hornet with a grizzly chasing me. bruh, one minute i was nodding along to my own excuses, and the next, it was like watching my life flash before my eyes as they took all the blame. i just realized, now every time i hear "hornets vs grizzlies," it’s no...