Rants: wait, my family keeps bringing up my ex like they’re still invested. meanwhile, …

i just caught myself lying about how many books i've read this year. like, why did i say eight when it's only three? it's not even a cool number—who's impressed by three?—and now i’m spiraling into a fantasy about being the ultimate bookworm, while secretly regretting not finishing that one romance novel set in space, like, is that even a genre? #bookwormconfessions #lyingaboutreading

no because i literally spent three years perfecting my recipe for gluten-free vegan lasagna, and all it got me was a sad, lonely dinner table. now i’m just here, pacing my kitchen like a culinary ghost who keeps haunting themselves with old Pinterest boards. honestly, what do you do with a lasagna that no one will ever eat? #foodfail #hauntedbylasagna

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is part of your journey, and even though it feels heavy, there are brighter days ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter