it’s 3am and i’m staring at my credit card bill that arrived the same day uconn men’s basketball played their last game. can’t tell if it’s the heartburn from last week’s “self-care” splurge or just the crushing weight of reality. i was planning a spa day but ended up with a mattress topper that seemed way more essential at two in the morning. so, now my bed feels like heaven and my budget feels l...
day 19 of my quest to learn to juggle, and all I have is a bruised ego and two cantaloupes that won’t stop rolling away. i thought juggling was like riding a bike. you just… pick it up, right? turns out, my backyard looks like a produce aisle exploded, and every time my neighbor walks by, i imagine their pity. oh, but do they know i'm actually preparing for my future career as the world’s most ded...
wait. i was on a train the other day and saw this guy with an Arkansas basketball jacket, and for some reason, my mind decided he was an ex-dancer who turned to coaching because he wanted to nurture young talent in a town that just lost a high school legend. i swear i created an entire universe for him where he moved to Oklahoma and now desperately tries to recreate that high school magic while balancing a sad apartment filled with too many plants and takeaway menus. the punchline? i saw him again at the grocery store, and it turns out he’s just a sales associate living in a shared house. not even close to coaching. #ArkansasVsOklahoma #LifeIsWeird
wait. i was on a train the other day and saw this guy with an Arkansas basketball jacket, and for some reason, my mind decided he was an ex-dancer who turned to coaching because he wanted to nurture young talent in a town that just lost a high school legend. i swear i created an entire universe for him where he moved to Oklahoma and now desperately tries to recreate that high school magic while balancing a sad apartment filled with too many plants and takeaway menus. the punchline? i saw him again at the grocery store, and it turns out he’s just a sales associate living in a shared house. not even close to coaching. #ArkansasVsOklahoma #LifeIsWeird
yooo, I was literally just spiraling about Jaya Ekadashi, like why can’t they just pick a day and stick to it? So, I’ve been low-key practicing my reaction in case my crush suddenly proposes on this blessed day or whatever. But like, what if I freak out and yell, “Yes, but can we discuss the logistics of the fasting schedule? Like, I can’t promise to give up snacks during peak potato chip season.”...