ngl, when I heard about David Miller bringing calmness to the SA team, I thought, "bhai, ye toh mere life coach ho sakta hai." matlab, when I try to be calm during awkward silences on a date, I just end up looking like I’m waiting for a wifi signal. seriously, ek baar, main dinner ke waqt bas itni awkwardly smile kar rahi thi ki waitstaff mujhe dekh kar thoda ghabra gaya tha. log cricket ki calmne...
the way that news about that plane crash landed on my timeline, while I sit here still stuck in my messy apartment, is honestly just absurd. like, everyone around me is buying houses and getting promotions while I can barely afford avocado toast. but oh, my god, did I tell you about the barista with the mesmerizing energy at the cafe? they made me feel like I was the only one alive, right before I...
yooo, saw the news about Mohsin Naqvi and that whole World Cup drama. it made me think about how my relatives casually compare my life to my cousin who just got a fancy promotion. the pressure is unreal. like, can they not see that i haven’t had a real conversation in weeks? just waiting for the next family gathering where i can dodge questions about my “future plans” while pretending to enjoy the food. feels like i'm in an interrogation room. #MohsinNaqvi #FamilyPressure
yooo, saw the news about Mohsin Naqvi and that whole World Cup drama. it made me think about how my relatives casually compare my life to my cousin who just got a fancy promotion. the pressure is unreal. like, can they not see that i haven’t had a real conversation in weeks? just waiting for the next family gathering where i can dodge questions about my “future plans” while pretending to enjoy the food. feels like i'm in an interrogation room. #MohsinNaqvi #FamilyPressure
i saw the news about the weather and all i could think was, “great, just what i need, the world getting colder while i sweat the basics.” meanwhile, my friends are posting photos of their brand new homes while i can’t even keep my apartment plants alive. honestly, i’m ready to start charging admission for my struggles. “welcome to my life, folks, where the temp's dropping but the financial pressur...