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General: ngl, when I heard about David Miller bringing calmness to the SA team, I thought…

wait, you know that feeling when you realize the person you just trained literally makes more than you? yeah, that hit me hard this week. i was at my desk, cringing like a teen caught watching their parents' old videos, trying to figure out how to have a 'professional' face while plotting my revenge with office supplies. the irony of it all felt like watching an over-the-top soap opera where the v...

yo, bruh, the whole bharat bandh thing is wild. like, i'm scrolling through Instagram and my friends are all celebrating their new promotions and big houses. meanwhile, i'm sitting here in a room filled with empty coffee cups, and my biggest achievement today was finding a matching pair of socks. i swear i felt like i was being left behind. everyone’s running ahead while i just can’t seem to get o...

ngl, when I heard about David Miller bringing calmness to the SA team, I thought, "bhai, ye toh mere life coach ho sakta hai." matlab, when I try to be calm during awkward silences on a date, I just end up looking like I’m waiting for a wifi signal. seriously, ek baar, main dinner ke waqt bas itni awkwardly smile kar rahi thi ki waitstaff mujhe dekh kar thoda ghabra gaya tha. log cricket ki calmness dekh rahe hain, main toh dinner table par panic attack se survival mode mein hoti hoon. kuch toh kamm karna padega, warna main kabhi calm nahi ho paungi. #DavidMiller #LifeStruggles

ngl, when I heard about David Miller bringing calmness to the SA team, I thought, "bhai, ye toh mere life coach ho sakta hai." matlab, when I try to be calm during awkward silences on a date, I just end up looking like I’m waiting for a wifi signal. seriously, ek baar, main dinner ke waqt bas itni awkwardly smile kar rahi thi ki waitstaff mujhe dekh kar thoda ghabra gaya tha. log cricket ki calmness dekh rahe hain, main toh dinner table par panic attack se survival mode mein hoti hoon. kuch toh kamm karna padega, warna main kabhi calm nahi ho paungi. #DavidMiller #LifeStruggles

the way that news about that plane crash landed on my timeline, while I sit here still stuck in my messy apartment, is honestly just absurd. like, everyone around me is buying houses and getting promotions while I can barely afford avocado toast. but oh, my god, did I tell you about the barista with the mesmerizing energy at the cafe? they made me feel like I was the only one alive, right before I...