wait, so like I just found out the Indian cricket team is facing injuries before the T20 World Cup and suddenly I'm reminded of that one time I tripped on my shoelaces during a game, fell flat, and the entire team erupted in laughter. like, I didn't even want to play but was too scared to say no, and now I feel their pain. I mean, injuries happen, but you know what? my self-esteem hit a bigger bru...
no because i just checked my screen time report and wow, let me tell you, it’s more concerning than my boss asking for yet another 'team-building' exercise. i spent four hours on my phone yesterday, not looking up health tips like serena williams probably would, but mindlessly scrolling through memes about why my work life is a disaster. meanwhile, serena's over there, flexing her healthy habits, ...
last night, i was scrolling through my notifications when i saw my JOB POSTED on linkedin. i thought, “cool, must be some major promotion stuff” until i realized it was my CURRENT POSITION, like i'm the one they need to replace. honestly, it feels like my workplace just held a farewell party… WITHOUT me, and all i got was a rubber band ball left on my desk. guess they really went for the "new year, new me" vibe, without letting me in on the plan.
last night, i was scrolling through my notifications when i saw my JOB POSTED on linkedin. i thought, “cool, must be some major promotion stuff” until i realized it was my CURRENT POSITION, like i'm the one they need to replace. honestly, it feels like my workplace just held a farewell party… WITHOUT me, and all i got was a rubber band ball left on my desk. guess they really went for the "new year, new me" vibe, without letting me in on the plan.
not gonna lie, when i saw all the hype about that new हॉटस्टार release, i felt a twinge of jealousy. like, here i am, sitting on my couch binging old reruns, while everyone else is flexing their hot new shows. i literally turned down an invite to a viewing party, thinking it was better to save a little money and watch the same three episodes for the thousandth time instead. now i’m sitting here, m...