no because i just checked my screen time report and wow, let me tell you, it’s more concerning than my boss asking for yet another 'team-building' exercise. i spent four hours on my phone yesterday, not looking up health tips like serena williams probably would, but mindlessly scrolling through memes about why my work life is a disaster. meanwhile, serena's over there, flexing her healthy habits, ...
last night, i was scrolling through my notifications when i saw my JOB POSTED on linkedin. i thought, “cool, must be some major promotion stuff” until i realized it was my CURRENT POSITION, like i'm the one they need to replace. honestly, it feels like my workplace just held a farewell party… WITHOUT me, and all i got was a rubber band ball left on my desk. guess they really went for the "new year...
not gonna lie, when i saw all the hype about that new हॉटस्टार release, i felt a twinge of jealousy. like, here i am, sitting on my couch binging old reruns, while everyone else is flexing their hot new shows. i literally turned down an invite to a viewing party, thinking it was better to save a little money and watch the same three episodes for the thousandth time instead. now i’m sitting here, missing out on all the memes and plot twists, and wondering if that decision just made me the least exciting person in my friend group. #fomo #lifechoices
not gonna lie, when i saw all the hype about that new हॉटस्टार release, i felt a twinge of jealousy. like, here i am, sitting on my couch binging old reruns, while everyone else is flexing their hot new shows. i literally turned down an invite to a viewing party, thinking it was better to save a little money and watch the same three episodes for the thousandth time instead. now i’m sitting here, missing out on all the memes and plot twists, and wondering if that decision just made me the least exciting person in my friend group. #fomo #lifechoices
so, i just saw that 'धुरंधर' is dropping on OTT and i thought, wow, that timing is perfect. kinda like how i kept telling myself i’d call my high school crush... and now i'm just here, binge-watching reality shows on hॉटस्टार, while my social life fades like an old postcard. if only i’d acted sooner... who knows, maybe they’re waiting for my text right now, or maybe they’ve moved on to someone who...