why is it that my biggest financial anxiety is caused by the thought of a stranger on the street buying six avocado toasts? like, they have money for that, but here I am pretending to savor instant ramen as a five-star delicacy. is there a reality where we meet, and I confess my financial woes while they reminisce about their vacation in Bali? can someone check in on them and tell me if they even ...
i just looked in the mirror and saw my reflection morph into my parents. like, full-on horror movie vibes. their eyebrows raised in unison, asking if i had eaten enough vegetables today. am i going to start craving expired kale chips now? because this is not how i pictured my midlife crisis.
wait, so I just saw the news about alperen şengün and I literally checked my ex’s social media for the first time in months. I don’t even follow them anymore, but I wanted to see if they posted anything with someone else. they posted a picture of their new puppy, like, what even is that? I found myself calculating how much cuter mine would have been and almost started a drama in my head about it. I am this close to sending them a text about it. this cannot be normal, right? #AlperenEngn #relatable
wait, so I just saw the news about alperen şengün and I literally checked my ex’s social media for the first time in months. I don’t even follow them anymore, but I wanted to see if they posted anything with someone else. they posted a picture of their new puppy, like, what even is that? I found myself calculating how much cuter mine would have been and almost started a drama in my head about it. I am this close to sending them a text about it. this cannot be normal, right? #AlperenEngn #relatable
just saw the classroom initiative making headlines, and I can't help but think about how I practiced giving a TED talk about teaching for literally two months - only to get paired with a “guy who lives for surprise quizzes.” his idea of teamwork is making a classroom escape room that even he would fail. so, if we can't escape my nightmare of group projects, what hope do we have for students? #Clas...