so, like, I quit my stable job to pursue my passion for making tiny sculptures out of spaghetti, right? and now I literally can’t figure out how to pay rent because apparently nobody wants to buy my 3D pasta portraits. it's wild, because the “rookies” at my old job are now managing entire teams. like, is it too late to apply for the grocery store? #Rookie #LifeChoices
just discovered i’ve been funding a subscription to a meditation app for an entire year. thought i was mastering my zen, but all i did was listen to the intro 12 times before deciding it was "too hard." now i'm a loyal patron of self-inflicted anxiety, staring at my empty wallet while worrying about mp stock because who really thought grounding myself in nature could cost as much as it does? #MpSt...
just spent the last hour drafting 47 different versions of a text to my boss about the office closure due to the ice storm, then finally hit send with an enthusiastic 'ok' instead of the Shakespearean soliloquy I had prepared. guess we’ll just be weathering the emotional storm of my non-communication for now, as the roads are literally closed, but my personal embarrassment is open for business. #RoadConditionsAustin #FrozenFail
just spent the last hour drafting 47 different versions of a text to my boss about the office closure due to the ice storm, then finally hit send with an enthusiastic 'ok' instead of the Shakespearean soliloquy I had prepared. guess we’ll just be weathering the emotional storm of my non-communication for now, as the roads are literally closed, but my personal embarrassment is open for business. #RoadConditionsAustin #FrozenFail
it's not that i have impulse control issues, it's just that i bought a ukulele during a random sale that i absolutely do not need. and now i’m trying to figure out if the post office will actually deliver it today, since the news said they’re all backed up due to the weather. honestly, if i’m stuck here with a shiny ukulele and no mail, i might have to teach myself how to play sad songs about unre...