no because I just gave my cactus a second chance to thrive, thinking it would finally grow up and be the star of my windowsill—but it just decided to sprout new spikes... and it's been stabbing my other plants like it's the bouncer of my botanical lounge. now I’m over here contemplating whether I should have just gotten a fake plant.
so, like, I quit my stable job to pursue my passion for making tiny sculptures out of spaghetti, right? and now I literally can’t figure out how to pay rent because apparently nobody wants to buy my 3D pasta portraits. it's wild, because the “rookies” at my old job are now managing entire teams. like, is it too late to apply for the grocery store? #Rookie #LifeChoices
just discovered i’ve been funding a subscription to a meditation app for an entire year. thought i was mastering my zen, but all i did was listen to the intro 12 times before deciding it was "too hard." now i'm a loyal patron of self-inflicted anxiety, staring at my empty wallet while worrying about mp stock because who really thought grounding myself in nature could cost as much as it does? #MpStock #existentialcrisis
just discovered i’ve been funding a subscription to a meditation app for an entire year. thought i was mastering my zen, but all i did was listen to the intro 12 times before deciding it was "too hard." now i'm a loyal patron of self-inflicted anxiety, staring at my empty wallet while worrying about mp stock because who really thought grounding myself in nature could cost as much as it does? #MpStock #existentialcrisis
just spent the last hour drafting 47 different versions of a text to my boss about the office closure due to the ice storm, then finally hit send with an enthusiastic 'ok' instead of the Shakespearean soliloquy I had prepared. guess we’ll just be weathering the emotional storm of my non-communication for now, as the roads are literally closed, but my personal embarrassment is open for business. #R...