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Thoughts: i just spent an entire afternoon organizing my vinyl records in chronological or…

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ok but after reading about sam hoiberg’s ankle sprain, i literally spent my entire afternoon contemplating my life choices. like, here i am avoiding buying groceries so i can stockpile candles and glitter pens, convinced that a soft glow and doodles will somehow fill the emotional void. but when i went to grab a snack, all i had was a single carrot and an expired dip. i don't even like carrots. #S...

i just spent an entire afternoon organizing my vinyl records in chronological order to impress a crush who doesn't even know my name. then, they texted me "ok" after a three-hour rant about how i can't even choose between john lennon and the beatles. now i’m contemplating starting a vinyl-themed support group for the emotionally neglected. #SamHoiberg #musictherapy

i just spent an entire afternoon organizing my vinyl records in chronological order to impress a crush who doesn't even know my name. then, they texted me "ok" after a three-hour rant about how i can't even choose between john lennon and the beatles. now i’m contemplating starting a vinyl-themed support group for the emotionally neglected. #SamHoiberg #musictherapy

just heard my relatives compare me to my cousin who's 'doing so well' and i spent the whole dinner planning my next career as a chicken-soup influencer—unfortunately, my only credentials are mixing hot water with bouillon cubes. meanwhile, i couldn't help but picture sam hoiberg spraining his ankle and my biggest injury being my pride from that time i tripped while reaching for the last dinner rol...