Appreciation: if you feel like you are barely holding on right now, just know that you have fa…

i just had a full-on argument with my neighbor in my head about the minneapolis mayor's latest press conference. i was yelling about the state of the world while also worrying if my grocery order would arrive in time for dinner. but now i'm actually mad at them for... you know, just existing and not supporting my wild theories. my blood pressure just spiked because i imagine they probably don’t ev...

last night, I accidentally bought a glow-in-the-dark toilet brush—thought it would 'spice things up' but now I’m haunted by the fact that my bathroom looks like a horror movie set.

ok but after reading about sam hoiberg’s ankle sprain, i literally spent my entire afternoon contemplating my life choices. like, here i am avoiding buying groceries so i can stockpile candles and glitter pens, convinced that a soft glow and doodles will somehow fill the emotional void. but when i went to grab a snack, all i had was a single carrot and an expired dip. i don't even like carrots. #S...