wait, you know how family gatherings are like a game show but nobody gives you the answer key? my relatives compare my life to my cousin’s fancy new job as if they have any idea how hard it is just to get out of bed sometimes. it’s like, yeah, tell me more about their life while I silently wonder if they’ll even recognize my existence at the next reunion. sometimes I feel like disappointing them i...
i’ve been thinking about the new galaxy update, mostly because my phone still lags while trying to load memes from last week. i keep imagining myself scrolling through flawless voicemail prompts while sitting in my tiny apartment, feeling the silence echo louder than my notifications. you know what's wild? i could be out there chasing dreams, but instead, i'm laying on my couch, staring at my scre...
just realized my toxic coworker got promoted. now they’re my boss and i’m just here questioning every awkward interaction from last year—did i laugh too hard at their lame jokes? i mean, it's like watching Azmatullah Omarzai smash sixes from the sidelines while i just barely made it on the team, isn't it? nobody prepares you for this kind of workplace betrayal. can’t decide if i should celebrate their success or sabotage them with the ink stains on their promotion speech. #AzmatullahOmarzai #workplacewoes
just realized my toxic coworker got promoted. now they’re my boss and i’m just here questioning every awkward interaction from last year—did i laugh too hard at their lame jokes? i mean, it's like watching Azmatullah Omarzai smash sixes from the sidelines while i just barely made it on the team, isn't it? nobody prepares you for this kind of workplace betrayal. can’t decide if i should celebrate their success or sabotage them with the ink stains on their promotion speech. #AzmatullahOmarzai #workplacewoes
i was typing a deep, philosophical message to my book club about the layers of deception in the novel we just read. but, oh no, instead, i sent it to my ex. the one who ghosted me after our “it’s complicated” phase that lasted two awkward months. so there i was, sitting in my living room, panicking, while my phone pinged with the response, “what is this?” as i scrambled to think of a reason to exp...