it’s 2 a.m. and I’m in my bathroom practicing my acceptance speech for Best Chef while whisking eggs with an intensity reserved for Olympic athletes. the mirror reflects back — my parents standing there, eyes wide with both pride and utter confusion, as if they expected a cooking show and not a solo rave of scrambled eggs. I grin, throw in some spices, and say, “surprise! I’m training for the fami...
it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that when my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend," my heart did that awkward jump, like i suddenly tripped on a treadmill of betrayal. i mean, here i am, full-on emotional investment, while they’re giving me “hey, this is just a buddy” vibes. meanwhile, the DAX is dropping and so is my hope. talk about a real-time crash. at this point, t...
So, I just forgave my colleague for taking credit for my project. Crazy, right? You know what’s crazier? I still think he can’t tie his own shoelaces without googling it first. It’s like publicly declaring peace while knowing you're both actually hiding a little war room in the back of your mind. Next week, I’m just going to email him a selfie with his credit award. Not that it'll change my opinion. Spoiler alert: it won’t! #AlHilal #DramaUnfolding
So, I just forgave my colleague for taking credit for my project. Crazy, right? You know what’s crazier? I still think he can’t tie his own shoelaces without googling it first. It’s like publicly declaring peace while knowing you're both actually hiding a little war room in the back of your mind. Next week, I’m just going to email him a selfie with his credit award. Not that it'll change my opinion. Spoiler alert: it won’t! #AlHilal #DramaUnfolding
yo, i just found out about sherfane rutherford tearing it up and honestly, it feels like watching my life unfold – every time i get excited, someone hits me with a ball that makes me feel like i'm in a high-stakes cricket match against my own sanity. is it just me, or does it feel like being excited about the game only to realize you’re stuck in the bleachers? meanwhile, my so-called “partner” wal...