it's not that i have trust issues. it's just that when my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend," my heart did that awkward jump, like i suddenly tripped on a treadmill of betrayal. i mean, here i am, full-on emotional investment, while they’re giving me “hey, this is just a buddy” vibes. meanwhile, the DAX is dropping and so is my hope. talk about a real-time crash. at this point, t...
So, I just forgave my colleague for taking credit for my project. Crazy, right? You know what’s crazier? I still think he can’t tie his own shoelaces without googling it first. It’s like publicly declaring peace while knowing you're both actually hiding a little war room in the back of your mind. Next week, I’m just going to email him a selfie with his credit award. Not that it'll change my opinio...
yo, i just found out about sherfane rutherford tearing it up and honestly, it feels like watching my life unfold – every time i get excited, someone hits me with a ball that makes me feel like i'm in a high-stakes cricket match against my own sanity. is it just me, or does it feel like being excited about the game only to realize you’re stuck in the bleachers? meanwhile, my so-called “partner” walks around like they’re the MVP while i’m still figuring out which way to hold the bat. do they know i can’t even swing right? talk about a partnership with zero home runs. maybe i should’ve picked up a cricket bat instead of a heart that keeps getting tossed around like it’s a fragile delivery. #SherfaneRutherford #ExistentialCricket
yo, i just found out about sherfane rutherford tearing it up and honestly, it feels like watching my life unfold – every time i get excited, someone hits me with a ball that makes me feel like i'm in a high-stakes cricket match against my own sanity. is it just me, or does it feel like being excited about the game only to realize you’re stuck in the bleachers? meanwhile, my so-called “partner” walks around like they’re the MVP while i’m still figuring out which way to hold the bat. do they know i can’t even swing right? talk about a partnership with zero home runs. maybe i should’ve picked up a cricket bat instead of a heart that keeps getting tossed around like it’s a fragile delivery. #SherfaneRutherford #ExistentialCricket
ok but, my company just laid off half the team. now my calendar looks like natalie portman in a black swan audition, just an intense, chaotic mess. the last time i felt this overwhelmed, i accidentally made a client call while cooking, and they heard me drop an entire pot. somehow, that felt more manageable than this new workload. who knew stress could double as cardio? #NataliePortman #LifeChoice...