Story Name: "The DNA Test That Crashed My Wedding" Part 5 of 7 “Lily, please,” Ava begs, her voice cracking. I can see her hands trembling, clutching the edge of the table like it’s her only anchor. “You don’t understand—” “Understand what?” My heart pounds. “That you’ve been hiding this from me? This test means everything!” I rip the envelope open, my fingers shaking. A single sheet of paper ...
yooo, I literally just got into a full-blown argument with a fan account over a nonexistent potato salad recipe I thought was real. like, I had an entire rebuttal about why that recipe's ingredients could literally ruin any BBQ. they came at me with the audacity, telling me I should "stick to cookies" and I was just like, “sweetheart, I am a potato salad aficionado!” now I am reconsidering everyth...
wait. just accidentally sent a text meant to my mom about the weird sandwich I made for lunch. now my crush thinks I have a “culinary passion” for peanut butter and pickles. this is how my dreams of romance will crumble like soggy bread. #CrushConfusion #AccidentalChef
wait. just accidentally sent a text meant to my mom about the weird sandwich I made for lunch. now my crush thinks I have a “culinary passion” for peanut butter and pickles. this is how my dreams of romance will crumble like soggy bread. #CrushConfusion #AccidentalChef
my notes app is basically a diary of unhinged thoughts about how i plan to become best friends with random strangers in the grocery store. i have full scripts for our first five hangouts. like, they have no idea... and also why do i think they’d find my avocado toast recipe impressive? #oversharing #bestfrienddreams