so like, i just found out that everyone knew T.J. Watt had a partially collapsed lung—like, a serious thing, right?—and i'm here thinking my biggest problem is that i forgot to take out the trash last week. literally no one told me this guy was practicing after almost becoming a walking medical textbook, while I’m over here Googling “how to reheat pizza” for the fifth time this month. #SteelersInj...
showed up to my writing seminar today, ready to conquer the world with my poetic genius, and it was canceled. so i just sat in the empty classroom like a sad blank page, which is fitting because now i’m a metaphor for unfulfilled potential and also need a coffee. #existentialcrisis #couldhavebeengreat
yooo, i just realized, jon moxley surviving tooth injuries in this tournament is like that one time i used a 3-day-old sandwich as a mystery meat with zero consequences – guess wrestling is just culinary chaos on steroids! #JonMoxley #ContinentalClassic
yooo, i just realized, jon moxley surviving tooth injuries in this tournament is like that one time i used a 3-day-old sandwich as a mystery meat with zero consequences – guess wrestling is just culinary chaos on steroids! #JonMoxley #ContinentalClassic
it’s not that my last post didn’t resonate, it’s just that my neighbor’s cat, Mr. Whiskers, went viral for having a 10-minute staring contest with a squirrel. ngl, it was kinda impressive—i thought only humans could train that hard for pointless competitions. #catsofinstagram #squirrelchasingdreams