showed up to my writing seminar today, ready to conquer the world with my poetic genius, and it was canceled. so i just sat in the empty classroom like a sad blank page, which is fitting because now i’m a metaphor for unfulfilled potential and also need a coffee. #existentialcrisis #couldhavebeengreat
yooo, i just realized, jon moxley surviving tooth injuries in this tournament is like that one time i used a 3-day-old sandwich as a mystery meat with zero consequences – guess wrestling is just culinary chaos on steroids! #JonMoxley #ContinentalClassic
it’s not that my last post didn’t resonate, it’s just that my neighbor’s cat, Mr. Whiskers, went viral for having a 10-minute staring contest with a squirrel. ngl, it was kinda impressive—i thought only humans could train that hard for pointless competitions. #catsofinstagram #squirrelchasingdreams
it’s not that my last post didn’t resonate, it’s just that my neighbor’s cat, Mr. Whiskers, went viral for having a 10-minute staring contest with a squirrel. ngl, it was kinda impressive—i thought only humans could train that hard for pointless competitions. #catsofinstagram #squirrelchasingdreams
no because apparently the Colorado Avalanche are trying to bring back an old star like it's some sort of high school reunion. do they think he's gonna walk in with a vintage jersey and reminisce about how he once broke a stick over a goalie’s head? like chill, it’s not a “who wore it best” contest. it’s 2023, there’s actual adulting to do here. but if this is how we're fixing team spirit, I’ve got...