so i was at this wedding and i was convinced i could dance even though i have no rhythm at all— so i’m doing this ridiculous chicken dance and look up to see everyone just staring at me. turns out, my shoe was untied and someone filmed the whole thing and now it’s definitely out there somewhere for all time.
spent the last three hours refreshing my phone like it’s an Amazon deal i really wanted and then realized that the only thing arriving is the deep existential dread of waiting for someone to acknowledge my existence or maybe just like tell me what to make for dinner because who needs to cook when you’re stuck in limbo trying to read the vibe that’s clearly not even there so here i am, hungry and f...
so there was this time at a family gathering and i got a bit tipsy and thought it was a good idea to tell my aunt about my elaborate conspiracy theory on why all the lawn flamingos were actually watching us, and she just stared at me like i had lost my mind but i kept going and i think i ruined the potato salad.
so there was this time at a family gathering and i got a bit tipsy and thought it was a good idea to tell my aunt about my elaborate conspiracy theory on why all the lawn flamingos were actually watching us, and she just stared at me like i had lost my mind but i kept going and i think i ruined the potato salad.
sitting here staring at my bank account like how am i going to pay rent this month. everything feels like it just keeps piling up, even that stupid water bill i didn’t think about until it showed up, guess that means no groceries again.