got on the bus today and forgot my headphones so just sat there feeling everyone else's energy like this weird heavy fog and thought about how i once knew the name of every bus stop but now they just feel like random words i can't string together, like a language lost.
so i was at this wedding and i was convinced i could dance even though i have no rhythm at all— so i’m doing this ridiculous chicken dance and look up to see everyone just staring at me. turns out, my shoe was untied and someone filmed the whole thing and now it’s definitely out there somewhere for all time.
spent the last three hours refreshing my phone like it’s an Amazon deal i really wanted and then realized that the only thing arriving is the deep existential dread of waiting for someone to acknowledge my existence or maybe just like tell me what to make for dinner because who needs to cook when you’re stuck in limbo trying to read the vibe that’s clearly not even there so here i am, hungry and frustrated and probably getting takeout from the place that knows me too well at this point.
spent the last three hours refreshing my phone like it’s an Amazon deal i really wanted and then realized that the only thing arriving is the deep existential dread of waiting for someone to acknowledge my existence or maybe just like tell me what to make for dinner because who needs to cook when you’re stuck in limbo trying to read the vibe that’s clearly not even there so here i am, hungry and frustrated and probably getting takeout from the place that knows me too well at this point.
so there was this time at a family gathering and i got a bit tipsy and thought it was a good idea to tell my aunt about my elaborate conspiracy theory on why all the lawn flamingos were actually watching us, and she just stared at me like i had lost my mind but i kept going and i think i ruined the potato salad.