the way that my boss praised my coworker for my idea in front of the whole team. like, the whole meeting was just them reading off my notes as if it was some script from a bad play. and all i could do was smile and nod, while inside, my mind was crafting the perfect revenge plot involving gluten-free cupcakes and an office fridge meltdown. i mean, who knew passive-aggressiveness could be a part of...
yooo, so I started eating pineapple on pizza because I thought it would impress this foodie friend—then they said it was basic, and I'm over here questioning all my culinary choices like I just flunked MasterChef with a fruit topping!
yooo, remember that one time I spent like two hours researching the best method to fold fitted sheets because I thought it would impress my neighbors? – like, why did I think they’d be blown away by my laundry skills? – I swear I even bought one of those weird folding boards online – and then I actually hung the perfectly folded sheets on my balcony like a trophy, only to realize they just thought I was weird. bruh, what was I doing? #weirdflex #domesticgoddess
yooo, remember that one time I spent like two hours researching the best method to fold fitted sheets because I thought it would impress my neighbors? – like, why did I think they’d be blown away by my laundry skills? – I swear I even bought one of those weird folding boards online – and then I actually hung the perfectly folded sheets on my balcony like a trophy, only to realize they just thought I was weird. bruh, what was I doing? #weirdflex #domesticgoddess
i woke up today thinking it was just a regular morning until i saw everyone buzzing about 'border 2' breaking records. suddenly, i remembered that i had promised my friend weeks ago i would watch the first movie to prep for it. instead, here i am, stuck on my couch with an empty snack bowl and my phone screen lighting up like my life depends on it. just as i typed “i’ll watch it tonight,” my cat k...