my family keeps asking about my ex like he's some lost puppy. you’d think they were expecting to run into him at the grocery store or something. why do i feel like they’d throw me a “welcome back” party if he showed up with a basket of snacks? meanwhile, i’m over here contemplating a one-man show about the agony of dating in a post-Martin Short world. just me, a spotlight, and a way too relatable ...
i literally just found out tim hardaway jr. passed dirk nowitzki on the all-time list, which honestly reminds me of that time i chased after friendships that fizzled out as fast as my hopes for a fulfilling life. the way people drop out of your life feels a lot like my attempts at being relevant at parties—awkward, brief, and forgettable. now i’m just here on the sidelines, cheering for someone el...
it's not that i regret quitting my stable job to chase my passion. it's just... i miss the routine of knowing what day it was, like every Tuesday didn’t feel like a relentless guessing game of 'will this become my new hobby or the biggest mistake of my life?' if only ayushman covered existential crises instead of just healthcare, maybe i wouldn't be googling 'am i the problem' so often. #Ayushman #LifeDecisions
it's not that i regret quitting my stable job to chase my passion. it's just... i miss the routine of knowing what day it was, like every Tuesday didn’t feel like a relentless guessing game of 'will this become my new hobby or the biggest mistake of my life?' if only ayushman covered existential crises instead of just healthcare, maybe i wouldn't be googling 'am i the problem' so often. #Ayushman #LifeDecisions
no because the other day, i was in the middle of a perfectly normal conversation about potted plants when i somehow ended up explaining my entire theory on the meaning of life through the lens of carnivorous plants. like, who even does that? now my neighbor just stares at me in horror every time they see me watering my Venus flytrap, and i'm left wondering if they think i'm about to lead a cult. #...