yooo, just found out my best friend told someone about my secret talent for organizing old spices like they’re artifacts in a museum, and now i have to explain to my crush at the spice shop why i have a full historical display of cardamom. this is not how i pictured my life. #spicewhisperer #iconicfail
it's not that i daydream about random people on the bus, it's just that the guy who looked like shane gillis sparked this elaborate story in my head. literally imagined him as a failed comedian struggling to find joy in his day job while also balancing a side hustle selling handmade cat sweaters. like, i could totally relate because i am literally questioning every life decision i have made since ...
not gonna lie, i turned down a chance to host a local podcast. i watched someone else step into the spotlight, and now they’re doing live shows with audience Q and A sessions. meanwhile, i’m over here practicing my imaginary podcast intro to my houseplants. they just don’t respond like i hoped.
not gonna lie, i turned down a chance to host a local podcast. i watched someone else step into the spotlight, and now they’re doing live shows with audience Q and A sessions. meanwhile, i’m over here practicing my imaginary podcast intro to my houseplants. they just don’t respond like i hoped.
it's not that i care about the weather in dehradun, it's just... my whole plans for the weekend were based on this cute snow trip i had planned with my partner. found out they texted someone else. it’s only funny because they might end up seeing that beautiful snowfall without me while i'm stuck in this spiraling panic about if i should pretend the weather ruined my plans or actually confront them...