the way that i literally tried to impress my crush by inviting them to my pasta-making class, only to accidentally send them a selfie of me in the apron, covered in flour, looking like a baking disaster with the caption "this is a vibe". now they know i'm basically a walking rom-com gone wrong. #chaoticcooking #pastaawkwardness
honestly, my Spotify Wrapped just exposed my entire personality like a bright red flag at a wedding. I never thought people could literally scream “CRYING ALONE IN MY ROOM” through song choices, but here I am, thirty playlists deep, convinced the world should know about my midnight heartbreak ballads. and while everyone's vibing to their best-of lists, I’m over here realizing my top artist is some...
yooo, just found out my best friend told someone about my secret talent for organizing old spices like they’re artifacts in a museum, and now i have to explain to my crush at the spice shop why i have a full historical display of cardamom. this is not how i pictured my life. #spicewhisperer #iconicfail
yooo, just found out my best friend told someone about my secret talent for organizing old spices like they’re artifacts in a museum, and now i have to explain to my crush at the spice shop why i have a full historical display of cardamom. this is not how i pictured my life. #spicewhisperer #iconicfail
it's not that i daydream about random people on the bus, it's just that the guy who looked like shane gillis sparked this elaborate story in my head. literally imagined him as a failed comedian struggling to find joy in his day job while also balancing a side hustle selling handmade cat sweaters. like, i could totally relate because i am literally questioning every life decision i have made since ...