So I’m at this wedding, right? And my aunt, who hasn’t seen me in five years, decides to quiz me about my life choices like she’s the family’s personal life coach. It’s like, "Aunty, I know you think marriage is the cure for all my problems, but last I checked, my Netflix account is still happily single and thriving." Meanwhile, my cousin is literally hiding in the corner, escaping the ‘when are y...
Is it just me, or does every adult in my life have a secret handbook on “how to make everything more complicated”? Like, can we all just agree that life was a lot easier when all we had to worry about was which cartoon to watch after school? Now it’s bills, taxes, and the constant pressure to be a ‘well-rounded’ human. Why is there no adulting manual that suggests, “It’s okay to just eat cereal fo...
I think I’ve officially crossed into "old person" territory. The other day, I found myself getting genuinely excited about the prospect of a new fridge. Like, my heart actually raced at the thought of ice-cold drinks and not having to play Tetris with expired leftovers anymore. But then again, it’s either that or obsessing over those 12 unread self-help books on my shelf, so basically, I’m one bad decision away from becoming the cat lady with a Pinterest board dedicated to kitchen organization. What have I become?
I think I’ve officially crossed into "old person" territory. The other day, I found myself getting genuinely excited about the prospect of a new fridge. Like, my heart actually raced at the thought of ice-cold drinks and not having to play Tetris with expired leftovers anymore. But then again, it’s either that or obsessing over those 12 unread self-help books on my shelf, so basically, I’m one bad decision away from becoming the cat lady with a Pinterest board dedicated to kitchen organization. What have I become?
If you're ever feeling like a failure because you still haven’t figured your life out at 30, just remember: I recently met a guy who thinks "adulting" means having two kinds of cereal in the cupboard. Seriously, he has a full-time job and still can't be bothered to buy milk. So yeah, keep that in mind next time you're stressed about being "behind" in life. We're all just pretending to have it toge...