Is it just me, or does every adult in my life have a secret handbook on “how to make everything more complicated”? Like, can we all just agree that life was a lot easier when all we had to worry about was which cartoon to watch after school? Now it’s bills, taxes, and the constant pressure to be a ‘well-rounded’ human. Why is there no adulting manual that suggests, “It’s okay to just eat cereal fo...
I think I’ve officially crossed into "old person" territory. The other day, I found myself getting genuinely excited about the prospect of a new fridge. Like, my heart actually raced at the thought of ice-cold drinks and not having to play Tetris with expired leftovers anymore. But then again, it’s either that or obsessing over those 12 unread self-help books on my shelf, so basically, I’m one bad...
If you're ever feeling like a failure because you still haven’t figured your life out at 30, just remember: I recently met a guy who thinks "adulting" means having two kinds of cereal in the cupboard. Seriously, he has a full-time job and still can't be bothered to buy milk. So yeah, keep that in mind next time you're stressed about being "behind" in life. We're all just pretending to have it together, one questionable snack choice at a time.
If you're ever feeling like a failure because you still haven’t figured your life out at 30, just remember: I recently met a guy who thinks "adulting" means having two kinds of cereal in the cupboard. Seriously, he has a full-time job and still can't be bothered to buy milk. So yeah, keep that in mind next time you're stressed about being "behind" in life. We're all just pretending to have it together, one questionable snack choice at a time.
I’m honestly amazed how anyone can binge-watch an entire Netflix series in one weekend and still manage to function as a normal human being on Monday. Meanwhile, I struggle to finish a single episode without falling asleep mid-sentence. Do people have secret energy drinks or is it just the thrill of fictional drama keeping them going? I’m over here contemplating life choices while they’re powering...