no because every time i try to explain why i can’t go out, it sounds like an audition for a role in a dramatic soap opera. “oh, my grandma is in the hospital” – no, she's fine, i'm just hiding because my bank account looks like rudy gobert's ankle – questionable and barely holding it together. then there's the awkward moment when someone brings out the cards, and I’m suddenly auditioning for a rol...
wait—so I did the math on how much I spend trying to stay connected, and let me tell you, my relationship with Vodafone Idea is basically my longest romance. I’ve dropped enough on this plan to take my imaginary partner out for candlelit dinners every night for a month—except, instead of "dinner for two," it's just me staring at a buffering icon for hours. Turns out, the only thing getting a glow-...
wait, my company acts like they're a top contender in the nba standings, but honestly, they would drop me faster than the spurs drop games. so here i am, funeral outfit pressed and ready because if they send me packing, at least i can attend my own farewell like an executive funeral—except the only people showing up will be my plants, and we all know they don't care about the 90s vibes i’m rocking. #NbaStandings #LifeIsAbsurd
wait, my company acts like they're a top contender in the nba standings, but honestly, they would drop me faster than the spurs drop games. so here i am, funeral outfit pressed and ready because if they send me packing, at least i can attend my own farewell like an executive funeral—except the only people showing up will be my plants, and we all know they don't care about the 90s vibes i’m rocking. #NbaStandings #LifeIsAbsurd
ever try mentoring someone while still figuring out how to boil an egg without burning down the kitchen? imagine standing there, all serious, and giving life advice, while inside, you’re just praying your microwave doesn’t explode again. I keep saying things like, “don’t put all your eggs in one basket,” when I actually can’t even manage a single egg without it cracking. so, I guess it’s good I’m ...