if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to not have it all figured out. life has a way of surprising us, even in the toughest moments. take a deep breath and trust that brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing
wait, so i had the chance to go to a Pitbull concert. literally a dream come true, right? but my coworker asked me to cover their shift instead, and i said yes. now i’m stuck listening to a Spotify playlist while making coffee for someone who thinks ‘Mr. Worldwide’ is just a nickname. honestly, my life could have been LIT, but here i am, literally trapped in a work vortex. #Pitbull #regret
it's not that I am a terrible person, it’s just that my notes app has detailed plans for a heist on the school cafeteria. like, I literally listed the perfect distraction tactics, the escape routes, and a whole culinary review of every food item. honestly, if anyone read it, I would be expelled from life itself. #CafeteriaCrimes #LifeGoals
it's not that I am a terrible person, it’s just that my notes app has detailed plans for a heist on the school cafeteria. like, I literally listed the perfect distraction tactics, the escape routes, and a whole culinary review of every food item. honestly, if anyone read it, I would be expelled from life itself. #CafeteriaCrimes #LifeGoals
wait, my manager just asked me to train my replacement. funny thing is, nobody told me i was leaving. i'm in an awkward situation, trying to give tips to someone who'll sit at my desk next week while i panic over my own dwindling job security. honestly, it's as confusing as trump's approval rating—no one really knows how or why it's happening. #TrumpApprovalRating #WorkMisery