so I splurged on this extravagant leather jacket, right? like, I convinced myself it was totally justified because, you know, warren beatty wore a similar style back in the day. now I get my credit card bill, and the only thing I am winning is the title of 'Most Unlikely to Afford Rent.' not gonna lie, I put the jacket on and started practicing my 'I am a classic Hollywood star' pose in the mirror...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to not have it all figured out. life has a way of surprising us, even in the toughest moments. take a deep breath and trust that brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing
wait, so i had the chance to go to a Pitbull concert. literally a dream come true, right? but my coworker asked me to cover their shift instead, and i said yes. now i’m stuck listening to a Spotify playlist while making coffee for someone who thinks ‘Mr. Worldwide’ is just a nickname. honestly, my life could have been LIT, but here i am, literally trapped in a work vortex. #Pitbull #regret
wait, so i had the chance to go to a Pitbull concert. literally a dream come true, right? but my coworker asked me to cover their shift instead, and i said yes. now i’m stuck listening to a Spotify playlist while making coffee for someone who thinks ‘Mr. Worldwide’ is just a nickname. honestly, my life could have been LIT, but here i am, literally trapped in a work vortex. #Pitbull #regret
it's not that I am a terrible person, it’s just that my notes app has detailed plans for a heist on the school cafeteria. like, I literally listed the perfect distraction tactics, the escape routes, and a whole culinary review of every food item. honestly, if anyone read it, I would be expelled from life itself. #CafeteriaCrimes #LifeGoals