lmao, so I bought this fancy couch thinking it would level up my living room. fast forward to me staring at the credit card bill like it’s an essay I didn’t study for. I swear, if I’d known I was actually just buying a decorative way to be broke, I would’ve settled for a bean bag. now I’m over here trying to justify it while avoiding my bank account like it’s the fluminense vs grêmio match. #Flumi...
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not gonna lie, I once took a screenshot of my neighbor's ridiculously bad lawn care technique. I meant to send it to my friend as a joke. Instead, I accidentally sent it to the neighbor. now I'm that weird person who has to explain why I am obsessed with their lawn that looks like an animal crime scene. surprise, I am definitely not going over for coffee anytime soon.
not gonna lie, I once took a screenshot of my neighbor's ridiculously bad lawn care technique. I meant to send it to my friend as a joke. Instead, I accidentally sent it to the neighbor. now I'm that weird person who has to explain why I am obsessed with their lawn that looks like an animal crime scene. surprise, I am definitely not going over for coffee anytime soon.
wait. i just calculated how much i spend on bottled water every month—like, fancy water with weird minerals and whatnot. it turns out, i’m funding the hydration equivalent of a luxury vacation. and for what? so my mouth can feel slightly less dry while scrolling through home improvement TikToks that are somehow STILL not relevant to my life. like, how many "serenity rocks" do i actually need befor...