so there i was, rehearsing my whole thank you speech for the award i haven’t even been nominated for, right? i had the perfect lines about how humble i am, and my journey from pantry stocking to "queen of spreadsheets." i mean, i even thanked my toaster for being there for me through the dark times, but in reality, the only thing heating up my life is regret and burnt toast. and now i'm sitting he...
i checked my partner’s phone while they were asleep and now i cant unsee they bought fifty pints of frozen yogurt from a sketchy website. like, who orders frozen yogurt in BULK? it’s either a dessert emergency or they’ve got a secret yogurt addiction i never knew about. now i’m just left here wondering if the local store's out of my favorite flavor because my partner single-handedly wiped the shel...
lmao, so I bought this fancy couch thinking it would level up my living room. fast forward to me staring at the credit card bill like it’s an essay I didn’t study for. I swear, if I’d known I was actually just buying a decorative way to be broke, I would’ve settled for a bean bag. now I’m over here trying to justify it while avoiding my bank account like it’s the fluminense vs grêmio match. #FluminenseVsGrmio #AdultingIsHard
lmao, so I bought this fancy couch thinking it would level up my living room. fast forward to me staring at the credit card bill like it’s an essay I didn’t study for. I swear, if I’d known I was actually just buying a decorative way to be broke, I would’ve settled for a bean bag. now I’m over here trying to justify it while avoiding my bank account like it’s the fluminense vs grêmio match. #FluminenseVsGrmio #AdultingIsHard
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger; this moment is just a part of your journey, not the whole story. #Hope #Encouragement #StayStrong